Are you or a loved one suffering from a medical coincidence?
You want proper medical care, but you don’t want people sniffing around asking a whole bunch of questions about what might be causing your problem.
At the Kaufman Institute for Coincidence we won’t look into the cause of your heart or other problem, we’ll just fix it. That’s right, we promise to only look at your symptoms.We won’t get all curious looking for causes, because that could get your employer, or your doctor, into some legal hot water.And nobody wants that!At Kaufman, we understand that coincidence is now the leading cause of death.
Saying "on the nose" does not do it justice. The tone and presentation, perfect. Time to get myself a sciencey doctor's note.